Boss: 180 yuan, Guangzhou authentic goods, you do not?
Shanley: I look at the hh
boss: Do not look, things are good things, give you a discount point of 170 yuan.
XIAO: This is also called discount ah?
Boss: Oh, all right on the 140, which returned to the bar.
Shanley: ha ha ha ha, I laugh!
Boss: What are you laughing, do Xiangui?
Shanley: No, far more than you, simply use the pump pumping my blood!
boss: Where there are so exaggerated, see you're a local bar to 120.
Shanley: hh
Boss: You're not still Xiangui, and I earns you a few dollars at most.
Shanley: No, I did not say you, these pants worth the price.
boss: You're good taste, ah, buy it fast.
Shanley: pants are good pants, but limited tickets in my pocket ah.
boss: how much money in your pocket that ah?
Shanley: 90.
Boss: Oh dear, are you kidding, I lost dead, and add another 10 yuan.
Shanley: No, Tim, I would like to give you 120 yuan, you can do anything.
Boss: Well, to make friends You leave it to the 90.
Shanley: I will not give you 90, I want to stay in the fare of 10 yuan.
boss: the fare? this and you have to do to buy pants? < br> Shanley: Of course, I come from a place far, far away, I have to take the bus back, the fare of 10 yuan.
boss: You lie!
Shanley: I am eighteen years of age from no longer fool people, believe me. You see my face, how sincere ah.
boss: Although I do not see your sincerity, but I indemnities, and let you have 80 good.
Shanley: Wait, I should add that I do not eat breakfast, I'm hungry.
boss: You!! God, you too much, you play tricks.
Shanley: I believe I am, I am sincere. If we do not eat, I would faint in front of you.
Boss: I am out of luck, you encountered such a slick. But you do too, one would have to go by car, for a while and eat breakfast.
as you will not have to say you thirsty, drink drink it?
Shanley: You Tai Xiaoqiao me. believe me, I did not ask the.
boss: I believe you? the last time?
Shanley: Yes, believe me.
boss: Well, some happy, 70 - million.
Shanley: I'll give you money.
boss: faster .
Shanley: Wait, you see the pants have a hole big.
owner: Wow, this is the mouth of the urine, you would not know if this is the mouth of the urine, right?
XIAO : Oh, sorry, it took eyes. But the color seems a bit wrong here, ah.
boss: No, no, this is frosted colors, and deliberately inflicted this way, and called pop.
Shaw Lee: Oh, how looks like the old pants, strange.
Boss: What? does not matter who you insult me, please do not insult my pants. This is the real thing.
XIAO: hh
Boss: Okay, I give you my attention Learn hh You see, last week the purchase date, purchase units of a certain garment factory in Guangzhou, how to do the old pants?
XIAO: Oh, sorry I misunderstood, but hh My God, the purchase price: 20 yuan each.
Boss: Oh, no, not right. It is not on the pre-tax price, after tax cost is 40 yuan each .
Shanley: You are lying, you think I was a fool you, this is value-added tax invoice, is the price after tax. This pants only 20 yuan, can you hh
boss: Hey do hh business and do you want to know my daily facade housing rents hundreds, and not what I eat to make money?
Shanley: the light of day, reciting the tide, you Xintai Hei!
boss: Hey, 30 per line does not? my good sister, I earn.
Shanley: money is a mere trifle. but you got me angry. You deeply hurt a consumer's mind.
boss: Is it that serious?
Shanley: Do you think that cheating is not serious? further develop, may be that fraud is a crime!
boss: OMG, so exaggerated ah. so you Xiaoxiao Huo, I sell you 25 yuan to earn five dollars.
Shanley: What? 25 is a hundred and fifty meaning, you despise me?
boss: No, no, to 24 bar.
Shanley: There is a 4, is means unlucky, I am superstitious.
boss: Days, 23 it is not wrong.
Shanley: Okay, deal.
boss: hhhhhhhh
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